Rules is Rules ! The Good news: It was a normal day in Sharon Springs , Kansas , when a Union Pacific crew boarded a loaded coal train for the long trek to Salina ... The Bad news: Just a few miles into the trip a wheel bearing became overheated and melted, letting a metal support drop down and grind on the rail, creating white hot molten metal droppings spewing down to the rail. The Good news: A very alert crew noticed smoke about halfway back in the train and immediately stopped the train in compliance with the rules. The Bad news: The train stopped with the hot wheel over a wooden bridge with creosote ties and trusses. The crew tried to explain to higher-ups but were instructed not to move the train! They were instructed that the Rules prohibit moving the train when a part is defective! REMEMBER, RULES IS RULES! (Don't ever let common sense get in the way of a good

When to see my good friend Augi Today He looks Good .
I have been very Bless to have such wonderful people in my life .
There are many more good people on earth than Bad & that is just my point of View
but true .
Spirit has bless us ALL only the LOVE is Real

Doug the Bear Travers

Morris returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the doctor told him he has only 24 hours to live. Given the prognosis, Morris asks his wife for sex.

Naturally, she agrees, so they make love.

About 6 hours later, the husband goes to his wife and says,

'Honey, you know I now have only 18 hours to live.

Could we please do it one more time?'

Of course, the wife agrees, and they do it again.

Later, as the man gets into bed, he looks at his watch and realizes that he now has only 8 hours left.

He touches his wife's shoulder and asks,

'Honey, please... just one more time before I die.'

She says, 'Of course, Dear,' and they make love for the third time.

After this session, the wife rolls over and falls asleep.

Morris, however, worried about his impending death,tosses and turns, until he's down to 4 more hours.

He taps his wife, who rouses. 'Honey, I have only 4 more hours.

Do you think we could...'

At this point the wife sits up and says, 'Listen Morris, enough is enough , I have to get up in the morning... you don't.'

Italian Tomato Garden:



An old Italian lived alone in New Jersey. He wanted to plant his annual tomato
garden, but it was very difficult work as the ground was hard.

His only son, Tony, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a
letter to his son and described his predicament:

Dear Tony,
I am feeling pretty sad because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato
garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot.
I know if you were here my troubles would be over -- I know you would be
happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days.
Love, Papa

A few days later he received a letter from his son.

Dear Pop,
Don't dig up that garden. That's where the bodies are buried.
Love,
Tony

At 4 a.m.the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the
entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left.


That same day the old man received another letter from his son.

Dear Pop,
Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the
circumstances.